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If there was an award for lazi…
If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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“Wow, your makeup is just breath taking today!” “Well thank you =)” ” “Yea it totally looks like you were gangbanged by Crayola” (:
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My girlfriend is just like my trampoline. I dont have a trampoline 
It only takes 3.5 inches to pl…
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman bro… And guess what?It doesn’t even matter if its Visa or Mastercard =)
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Operator: 9-1-1 please hold …. Me: Ok. Wait, stop stabbing me for a sec. ….. Murderer: K.
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Why am I still single?” Brain: “Because you’re uber weird.” Mirror:”well, you’re pretty ugly” Food: “I’m here for you babe ♡”=)
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I’m going to change my faceboo…
I’m going to change my facebook name to ‘Benefits’ Now when you add me on Facebook it will say “You are now friends with benefits.” (:
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A Beautiful Collection of Celebrity Instagram Photos http://t.co/Ld2AuqMP
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Cool story bro. Hey, did you notice “awesoME” ends with “me” and “Ugly” starts with “u”?..
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.
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People keep telling me that th…
People keep telling me that the ‘right person’ will come along. I think my ‘right person’ got hit by a bus or something.
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Who else remembers “Does your mom want to talk to my mom?”
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My V-Day date is my bed… We’…
My V-Day date is my bed… We’re totally sleeping together! =P
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My V-Date date is my bed… We’re totally sleeping together! =P
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I love how Google+ Wont let me be “Allnight Ky” or “Ky ElectriCali” but…. I guess “Ky Borrowthat” is perfectly acceptable.. hahaha
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I would like to agree with you…
I would like to agree with you. but there really is no point in both of us being wrong.
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Girls ask me all the right things, for ALL the wrong reasons hahaha“@CassieCardelle: @iAmKy1 how do u do that?”
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If I worked in a restaurant… on Valentines Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink..
That’s Sick! “Our girl @Cass…
That’s Sick! “Our girl @CassieCardelle is sitting top of #PopPage #instagram right now! Check her out!! #ElectriCali http://t.co/EsG5Se4H”
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By Beyonce too!“@WeElectriCa…
By Beyonce too!“@WeElectriCali: Check Alyse REPPEN #ElectriCali on pop page #instagram right now!! =) @_officialAlyse http://t.co/LhzAO0N4”
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